Today's post is a version of "Computer Proverbs" I found while surfing (with a few of my own edits and additions). Enjoy!
COMPUTER PROVERBS
(A few choice proverbs from that PC philosopher, "Compucious")
* Home is where you hang your "@."
* The "E-mail" of the species is more dangerous than the "mail."
* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
* C:\ is the root of all directories.
*The modem is the message.
* Too many clicks spoil the browse.
* A "chat" has nine lives.
*Don't byte off more than you can view.
* What boots up must shut down.
* Know what to expect before you connect.
* Oh, what a tangled "website" we weave when first we practice.
*A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the internet and he won't stop to eat for weeks.
