* "Samson! Get your hand out of that lion. You don't know where it's been!"
* "David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!"
* "Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper!"
* "Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!"
* "Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more strays!"
* "Peter! If I've told you once, I've told you 10 times--stop swimming in the ocean."
* "Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at your clothes!"* "James and John! No more burping contests at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you the sons of thunder!"
* "Judas! Have you been in my purse again?"
4 comments:
Lol! I love them!
Thanks, shroom man. :-) (Just kidding). Appreciate your stopping by!
Well well well...
I see your comments at COT all the time, I've seen your logo at Lisa's, and I pop over and LO AND BEHOLD there you are! Okay fine sometimes I'm a littl slow on the uptake, but I didn't realize this was your blog! (Unless of course I've actually been here before and completely forgot, in which case, I blame my kids for making me forgetful).
Anyhoo... the sayings of Biblical mothers was FUNNY!
I'm so in the mood for funny, we need LOTS of funny, don't you think?
:o)
SDG...
Carla
Carla:
Yes, LOL, this is little_gal66's blog....the one-in-the-same.
I don't think you've stopped by before, but I'm glad you did.
BTW, I plan to purchase some of the items featured on your site in the future, I just haven't gotten around to it, yet. :-)
And yes, in these times, lots of FUNNY does help us through our days.
Love your blog! (I'm linked to it).
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